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Quantity
surveyor criticise engineering firms
Engineering firms compiling bills of quantities for public service
contracts have been rapped over the knuckles by Des Linder, president
of the Association of South African Quantity Surveyors (ASAQS),
for undertaking work they were not trained or qualified to perform.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
SA
business confidence declines slightly in Feb Sacob
The South African Chamber of Business (Sacob) said yesterday its
business confidence index (BCI) for February was lower than in January,
dropping from 105,7 to 105,2.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Influence
of strong rand questioned
PLAYERS in the commercial property sector, like players in other
big business sectors, are concerned about the strengthening of the
rand against currencies of SA's major trading partners.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Taxiprop
to drive taxi rank redevelopment
Johannesburg - Empowerment company Taxiprop Development Projects
will be the driving force behind the multibillion-rand redevelopment
of minibus taxi ranks around the country.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Cape
Town's 75 cents rent to go
Several thousand people on the Cape Flats are paying as little as
75c a month for their council homes, a practise Cape Town's City
Council is now changing
(©www.bday.co.za)
Friction
in Paradise
Steenberg golf estate is everybody's dream of residential exclusivity
among the Constantia vineyards, a rich man's shelter from the masses.
But now Steenberg home owners fear that the masses may invade their
turf.
(©www.fm.co.za)
Western
Cape trails behind Gauteng development boom
The Western Cape has also been on a property developing spree, but
house prices, except on the Atlantic seaboard, have not been increasing
at the rate of Gauteng's.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Retail
banking leads way at Standard, FirstRand
THE demise of the country's smaller banks last year, and the consequent
flight to quality, have done good things for interest margins at
Standard Bank and FirstRand.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Martprop's
gearing leaves window of opportunity for further growth
PROPERTY unit trust Martprop concluded the six-month period ended
January with a gearing of only 6,7% which leaves the window for
further geared growth wide open for the group.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Peer
review praises SAs competition authorities
South Africas competition authorities were found to be notably
competent and serious during an evaluation by a global peer
review panel, a conference, hosted by the Competition Commission
and Competition Tribunal in Johannesburg, heard yesterday.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
DTI
appoints new industry-development DDG
The Department of Trade and Industry has announced the appointment
of Mr Lionel October as Deputy Director-General of its Enterprise
and Industry Development division (EID).
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Telkom
to minimise lay-offs
South Africa has no plans to cut 10 000 jobs at Telkom soon, a senior
official said yesterday, responding to reports the phone group would
have to slash jobs to bring its ratios in line with global peers.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Sasol
expected to report strong results
South African synthetic fuel producer Sasol is expected to post
a small rise in half year earnings when it reports results next
week, fuelled by a stronger crude oil price and a weaker rand.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Nissan-Ford
vehicle export deal could earn SA billions
SA COULD win foreign investment of several billion rand if two major
automotive multinationals Nissan and Ford agree on proposals to
invest in new export-driven vehicle assembly plants in SA.
(©www.bday.co.za)
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Massmart
buys two businesses for R140m
South African distribution group Massmart (MSM) confirmed on Friday
that it had been successful in its bid to acquire the Builders Warehouse
and Tile Warehouse businesses for R140-million.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Smaller
malls face harder times
SMALL to medium-sized shopping centres could come under further
pressure as consolidation in the retail sector continues. Coronation
Fund Managers portfolio manager Kirshni Totaram has joined experts
sounding warning bells about the health of small neighbourhood shopping
centres.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Small
retail tenants need greater lease security
THE regulatory vacuum in the management of relations between commercial
property tenants and landlords has claimed another victim, a small
tenant. The whole stock of JetSet Luggage in The Zone@Rosebank was
thrown out of the shop on Friday last week and employees of the
business were kept outside by the shopping centre's security for
the whole day.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Trendy
Rosebank draws the crowds
THE Mall of Rosebank has experienced a consistent increase in activity
since the conclusion of a R56m refurbishment programme a year ago.
Mall manager JHI Real Estate says the centre's foot traffic exceeded
900,000 in December, while parking for the last quarter showed a
45% increase on that of the previous comparable quarter.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Clothing
sets fashion for 2002 rise in retail sales
Johannesburg - South Africans are becoming more concerned about
their appearance and spending more of their household budget on
clothes for themselves and their children.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Consumers
bounce back in confidence
Cape Town - Following a short bout of panic late last year, consumer
confidence has bounced back sharply in the first quarter thanks
to expected interest rate cuts, the rand's rapid ascent and cheaper
fuel prices.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Truworths
says it is still on the prowl
Cape Town - Giving an update on its search for an acquisition,
Truworths International indicated late last week that there were
several opportunities of interest which, according to executive
chairman Michael Mark, were "not impossible".
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Franchising
an underrated empowerment tool
Durban - Franchising was the most underrated tool to propel previously
disadvantaged people into the mainstream economy, Gerrie van Biljon,
the executive director and regional general manager of Business
Partners, said yesterday.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
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SANS10100 : THE STRUCTURAL USE OF CONCRETE PART 2 : MATERIALS
AND EXECUTION OF WORK
Standards South Africa has released SANS10100 : The structural use
of concrete Part 2 : materials and execution of work, for public
comment. As this standard will affect all members producing concrete
in its various forms, members are advised to obtain a copy and scrutinise
the standard before it is published in its final form. Copies may
be obtained by email by contacting Howard Richardson on contract@safcec.org.za
Closing date for comment is 18 April 2003.
(©www.safcec.org.za)
SANS 10400 APPLICATION OF NATIONAL BUILDING REGULATIONS
Over the last week SAFCEC has been receiving drafts of sections
of SANS 10400 The application of national building regulations
from STANSA for review by the STANSA Technical Committee. (©www.safcec.org.za)
FOREX WORKSHOP
Safcec Export held a very successful workshop on Best
Practise for Managing Foreign Currencies in Civil Contract during
this week.
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Angola
headed for post-war boom as SA comes on board
Many opportunities for long-term investment. AS ANGOLA gears up
for a post-war economic boom, the number of SA companies exploring
opportunities and operating there prominent among them new entrant
Shoprite, Mvelaphanda Holdings, Trans Hex, Group 5 and SABMiller
has shot up despite the entrenched corruption and bureaucracy.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Kenya
gets E733,550 for water project
Belgium on has granted Kenya E733,550 ($801,000) to fund a water
project in the Kenyan Rift Valley district of Baringo, officials
said.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Swiss
company to buy Zambian mine
Zambia has offered a Swiss company, J and W Investmnent Group, the
chance to buy the troubled Luanshya copper mine, faced with serious
operational problems.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Ethiopian
bank helps farmers
Some 500,000 farmers in drought-affected areas of the South Ethiopia
Regional State are to benefit from 69 million birr (8.04 million
dollars) in loans from the government-owned Commercial bank of Ethiopia.
(©www.bday.co.za)
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PIA BREAKFAST FORUM FRIDAY 14TH MARCH
2003 - 07h30 09h30 - FORESIGHT IN ARCHITECTURE address
by the past president of SAIA, LLEWELLYN VAN WYK. There are
only 10 seats still available for this forum please
dont delay, book today to avoid dissappointment. The
venue is the Gerard Moerdijk Conference Centre, cnr Beckett
and Park streets, Arcadia. Cost R 40.00 for members and R
50.00 for non-members. BOOKINGS ARE ESSENTIAL 341-3404
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DEPARTMENT OF BUILDING SCIENCE TECHNIKON
PRETORIA: "Women in Construction A career choice
in South Africa", 14 May 2003. Further information available
from 012 318-5242 or geertsemar@techpta.ac.za
PIA CPD COURSE FRIDAY 30th MAY 2003
- 08h00 17h00 - This is the second course hosted by
the PIA for this year, and there are only 6 seats available.
The presenters are Eugene Barnard and Eyvind Finsen. Cost
R 350.00 for members and R 450.00 for non-members. The venue
is the Shelanti Conference Centre in Jean Avenue, Centurion.
INTERNATIONAL DESIGN COMPETITION TORONTO,
CANADA: Saint Marks Coptic Orthodox Church Toronto,
Ontario, Canada is organizing an open anonymous International
Design Competition. All relevant information is available
on the website www.stmarkccv.com Registrations close on 15
April 2003 and submission deadline 30 June 2003.
ANNOUNCING AEE 2003 PROGRAMME:
The Architecture, Energy & Environment advanced training
program for architects and civil engineers with at least three
years relevant professional experience is open for pre-qualification
application until April 22. The programme runs five weeks
in SeptemberOctober 2003 in Lund, Sweden, but also includes
Internet-based modules before and after this period. Grants
are available for participants from 40 selected developing
countries. For more information and online application, see:
http://www.hdm.lth.se/aee
PIA AWARD OF COMMENDATION / SAIA AWARD
OF MERIT
A REMINDER THAT SUBMISSIONS MUST BE DELIVERED
TO THE PIA OFFICES IN BARCLAY SQUARE BY NO LATER THAN 12h00
ON MONDAY 31 MARCH 2003. Submission forms and Conditions are
available from the office (these have already been distributed
early in January 2003). We encourage all members to take part
in this Award we plan to have the entries received
displayed at the Brooklyn Centre a week or so before the function,
which takes place on Friday 31 October 2003. This is an ideal
marketing opportunity for architects. Further enquiries please
contact either the office or Louis Bouwer on 804-3084.
ARE YOU WILLING TO PARTICIPATE IN A PIA SURVEY
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The intention of the survey is to be
able to determine how professional income is split with respect
to the various cost centres within an architectural practice.
The PIA Practice Subcommittee, headed by Ian Alexander, has
requested that those practices who would like to make contribution
to this survey, please advise the office so that an appointment
can be made to present and complete the documentation. Enquiries
can be directed to Ian on 083 301 6456.
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Laser
system developed for underground mining
Through its close relationship with the mining industry, specialist
supplier of laser and survey products Afgen has developed the Gradeline
laser system for use in the development of boxholes and travellingway
raises in underground mining.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Association
says mining maintenance is improving
Last year, Sasol Minings Bosjesspruit colliery, in Secunda,
Mpumalanga, became the first mining operation to win a silver award
in the Southern African Maintenance Association (Sama) excellence
award competition.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Local
mining conditions call for special attention to maintenance
Oil analysis has been proved internationally as an effective method
of reducing maintenance costs, improving productivity and providing
peace of mind in industries that operate large fleets of plant,
equipment or heavy-duty vehicles.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Platinums
No 4 receiving strong capital injection
South Africas fourth-largest platinum company, chaired by
former Gauteng premier Tokyo Sexwale, is receiving a strong injection
of new capital.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Gold
miner mulls new $15m process plant
With Canadian company Thistle Mining looking to increase its production
output at the President Steyn Gold Mines (PSGM) in Welkom, Free
State, to more than 400 000 oz/y, its plan to construct a $15-million,
150 000 t/m gold process plant at the Northern section of its mines
is looking increasingly probable.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Continuous-miner
a hit with PGM group
The worlds and South Africas third-largest platinum-group
metals (PGMs) producer, Lonmin Platinum, says it has achieved encouraging
results from the prototype continuous-mining machine it has been
testing on narrow UG2 reefs for the past 12 months.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Avmin
needs to boost balance sheet to ensure nickel project proceeds
Mining company Anglovaal Mining (Avmin) says it is now finalising
the regulatory issues relating to the R2-billion expansion of its
75%-owned Nkomati nickel-mine, in Mpumalanga.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Competition
body approves Pilbara iron-ore joint venture
The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission said
yesterday it had granted formal approval for a joint venture managed
by BHP Billiton to develop an iron-ore field in Western Australia's
Pilbara region.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
SA
explosives man appointed to global body
A South African is one of two explosives executives appointed as
the first international directors of the prestigious International
Society of Explosives Engineers (ISEE).
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Anglo
gets permit for Chilean smelter expansion
Chile's environmental authority said this week it had approved an
expansion of the Chagres copper smelter, recently acquired by mining
giant South African miner Anglo American.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
New
coal mine planned for Australia
Yesterday, MIM Holdings, possible takeover target of international
coal miner Xstrata, said it was spending A$175-million ($109-million)
to develop a new colliery in eastern Australia.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Fire
likely to cost ERPM R20m
A fire that has been burning at East Rand Propriety Mines (ERPM)
for longer than a month is likely to cost the gold producer more
than R20-million, the mines management said yesterday.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Explorer
sees greater liquidity on back of ADR split
London Stock Exchange and Nasdaq-listed gold company, Randgold Resources,
has announced that its American depositary receipts (ADRs) are to
be split so that one ADR will equal one ordinary share.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Romanian
Academy slams gold-mining project
The Romanian Academy this week urged government officials to block
a Canadian gold mining project that scientists said would have catastrophic
consequences on local inhabitants and the environment.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Time
running out for SA mining companies
A number of firms say they either fulfil or are close to meeting
empowerment obligations.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Zambia
to clean up contaminated mines
LUSAKA Zambia plans to spend more than 100m on cleaning up contaminated
lead and copper mine sites, a legislator said yesterday. Environment
Minister Patrick Kalifungwa said the state was launching the Copperbelt
Environment Project to ensure the well-being of people living near
mines with possible health risks.
(©www.bday.co.za)
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House
prices decline
House price increases have slowed to 13.3% year on year - the slowest
increase since December 1999.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Pretoria
investors urged to 'hang in'
Tenants continue to have the upper hand in Pretoria, a city with
a large and growing number of buy-to-rent investors - but the demand
for rental accommodation is expected to remain strong and landlords
should not be getting cold feet.
(©www.property24.co.za)
You
can't change deals to skip tax
Property buyers have of course welcomed the reduction in transfer
duty announced this month by Finance Minister Trevor Manuel, but
trying to change property sale dates to take advantage of the reduction
is illegal.
(©www.property24.co.za)
Spotlight
on: Bloemfontein
Average homes prices in Bloemfontein have risen beyond the affordability
levels of most local buyers - and will continue rising rapidly unless
something is done urgently about the provision of new building stands.
(©www.property24.co.za)
Consumer
thumbs up for hi-touch
In the age of high-tech everything, personal relationships are still
a key factor in most decisions made by real estate consumers.
(©www.property24.co.za)
Thesen
Island sales take off over holiday season
THESEN Island, the R800m marine residential development in Knysna,
southern Cape, claimed its fair share in what turned out to be a
bumper holiday season for SA residential property during the last
festive season.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Elite
suburb of Joburg's new north is hot property
It is a wet and rainy Gauteng day when property development company
Renprop launches its latest development, 10u, in the heart of Sandton,
the country's financial capital. The flats in the R72 million block
do not come cheap. For just over a 100m2 you will pay more than
a million rand.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Tip of the week
Leaving a bond in the safe keeping of a bank once paid off saves
time and money, as a new one wont need to be registered when
needed.
(©www.property24.co.za)
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ARCHITECTS
AND THE LAW
as written by Pennells Attorneys
I was recently confronted by one of my clients who is an architect
indicated that experience problems with clients who do not settle
their bills. He mentioned that this practice has particularly increased
over the past five to eight years. It was clear that most problems
in this regard were the result of clients that could, due to financial
constraints, not continue with their building contracts and were
suddenly not satisfied with the work of the architect.
(©www.pia.org.za)
Thuba
Makote - Schools as Centres for Community Development
The Thuba Makote ('breaking soil clods to prepare for planting')
project aims to explore new approaches to school building design,
construction and operation in order to address the need for both
high quality education and community development support in rural
areas of South Africa. Initiated by the National Department of Education
with Poverty Alleviation funding, the programme is managed by CSIR
Building and Construction Technology, working with local consultants.
The CSIR team involved in the project:
Jeremy Gibberd, Geoff Abbott, Mike Bolton, Lee Rosenzweig, Ketan
Patel, Eric Sumnall (from Walters & Simpson Quantity Surveyors),
Sizo Hlongwane, Bridget Sithole, and Robin Lunt.
(©www.csir.co.za/akani/)
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WTO
chief sees gridlock in trade talks
World Trade Organization chief Supachai Panitchpakdi warned the
body's 145 member countries on Tuesday the year-old Doha Round of
free trade talks was running into gridlock, reports Reuters.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
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JSE
follows world markets down
The JSE Securities Exchange South Africa was awash with red in noon
trade on Friday, unable to escape the gloom engulfing global markets.
(©www.bday.co.za)
ECB
rate cut pressures SARB to follow
The decision by the European Central Bank to cut interest rates
has put the South African Reserve Bank under increasing pressure
to follow suit.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Old
Mutual shares hit all-time low
Shares in London-listed Old Mutual (OML), which is South Africa's
largest financial services group, tumbled to an all-time low on
Friday after Thursday's announcement that the group planned to raise
36 million sterling via a private placement of new ordinary shares.
(©www.bday.co.za)
VAT
law changes set to foster small-business growth as exporters can
claim more expenses
Transfer of ownership and the physical delivery of goods required
before an export can officially occur.
(©www.bday.co.za)
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Consumer
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Whatever their concerns late last year, they are today on a roll
to higher levels, led by feel-good sentiment about their own finances
and the economic position of the country. The main lagging indicator
remains 'Time to buy durable goods': clearly a still undervalued
Rand and high interest rates continue to argue against buying durable
consumer goods, especially among the poorer sections of society.
(©www.fnb.co.za)
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can
for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate"?
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to
take a well behaved group of inmates to a cricket match. He
approached the local club's secretary who wasn't sure if it
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