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FNB
investing R28m in CBD
FIRST National Bank (FNB) is investing a further R28m in Johannesburg's
central business district (CBD) through the development of a parkade
on the corner of Pritchard and Sauer Streets. This is a boost for
the drive to save the city centre from decay.
(©www.bday.co.za)
R630m
prestige building project starts
More than 80% of the 150 apartments in the new Michelangelo Towers,
in Sandton, north of Johannesburg, have already been sold, despite
the 25-month lead time for the developments construction.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
JCCI
calls for halt to Gautrain project
The Johannesburg Chamber of Commerce and Industry (JCCI) renewed
a call for the multi-billion rand Gautrain rapid rail project to
be halted, to allow further substantive research into its feasibility,
the chamber said in a statement on Tuesday.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Joburg
pursues several growth catalysts
Johannesburg metro authorities have identified several catalytic
sectoral projects to spur economic growth and development
in the city, and have established a team of project managers to
drive the initiatives.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Deal
signed for Big Bay project's first phase
A R50m contract has been signed for the first phase of civil work
on the city's R2bn Big Bay project at Bloubergstrand. The contract
was awarded to Power Construction by Rabcav, the Cape Town city
council development facilitators formed by a consortium of the Rabie
and Cavcor property groups. The total cost for civil work on the
contract is expected to amount to R100m.
(©www.bday.co.za)
DBSA
to assist in financing of Sasol pipeline
THE construction of the 865km long natural gas pipeline from Temane
in Mozambique to Sasol's Secunda plant in Mpumalanga is now being
supported by a 12-month R550m bridge facility.The Development Bank
of Southern Africa (DBSA) has agreed to provide the facility, allowing
the Sasol Natural Gas Project to meet its financing objectives until
long-term financing facilities has been secured.
(©www.bday.co.za)
PPC
complains about Spoornet
SA's largest cement company PPC has given government kudos for its
apparent improved ability to deliver on infrastructure promises.
In the same breath, though, state rail utility Spoornet was criticised
again for damaging SA business through its inefficiency.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Northern
Cape offers example for peers
SOMETIMES, being forgotten may be the key to success. Northern Cape
has been showing up repeatedly at the top of the pile of national
statistics. For the second year running, it topped the matric standings,
with the highest percentage of passes. It was also bottom of the
road-deaths toll.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Public
works could work for SA
FORMAL sector employment turned the tide in a modest way last year,
with job numbers showing an increase for the first time in years.
Although SA's economic growth rate may not be shooting the lights
out, solid but steady growth is beginning to yield benefits on the
employment front.
(©www.bday.co.za)
A-Prop
on lookout for prospective partners
ARNOLD Property Fund (A-Prop) was on the lookout for an opportunity
a merger or an acquisition which would boost its critical mass and
also reduce its high gearing levels, said the group's executive
director Raoul Kaplan. The group is trading under a cautionary notice,
which is expected to produce one of the biggest deals in the listed
property sector of the JSE Securities Exchange SA this year.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Bateman
has plans for a Coega in the Congo
SA ENGINEERING and project facilitation group Bateman is working
on an ambitious plan to build another Coega in Democratic Republic
of Congo. The group, which delisted least year and now forms part
of the operations of Geneva-based entrepreneur Beny Steinmetz, is
working on a number of industrial operations in the Congo, which
would use the hydro electric power potential of the Congo river.
(©www.bday.co.za)
LNM
offers new carrot to Iscor's shareholders
London-based global steel group LNM last night offered a new carrot
to institutional shareholders in SA's largest steel producer Iscor.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Iscor
may double Saldanha output
state of the economy and on global demand. However, Van Niekerk
pointed to the increased demand for steel in China. Saldanha produces
a highgrade, ultra-thin type of steel that can be used in the automotive
industry. Iscor's major shareholder, the LNM group, is one of the
biggest suppliers of steel to the automotive industry, and would
be well placed to supply state-ofthe-art production technology to
assist Saldanha enter new markets in the automotive sector.
(©www.bday.co.za)
SA
stainless steel prices rise 6,4% following review
South Africans can expect to pay about 6,4% more for stainless steel
as of this month, Engineering News Online can report. The countrys
primary stainless steel producer, Columbus Stainless announced the
increase on base grade 304 material and similar increases
to most other grades following a review of prices at the
end of 2002.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Activities
expanded by steel fabricator
Family-owned steel fabrication company the Cosira Group, in the
last six months, has expanded its activities to now offer three
facets of the steel fabrication industry to the market. The three
business units that comprise Cosira include Cosira International
South Africa, Cosira Projects and Cosira Caplan.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
SA
experiencing a brain gain
Compared with Zimbabwe, which has lost thousands of professionals
in an unprecedented skills exodus, labour minister Membathisi Mdladlana
said South Africa was experiencing a "brain gain". Mdladlana
said most people leaving the country were white professionals.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
SA
plays part in global space project
South Africas Hartebeeshoek Radio Astronomy Observatory
(HartRAO) played a crucial role in the global CONT 02 space geodesy
programme late last year.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
South
Africa to be technology innovator by 2014
The aerospace industry has been identified for inclusion in the
National Advanced Manufacturing and Logistics Technology Strategy
(NAMLTS), a government initiative designed to provide a stimulus
for South Africas manufacturing sector to become globally
competitive.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
New
committee to focus on increasing technical skills
In efforts to guide the development of the steel construction industry,
the South African Institute of Steel Construction (SAISC) established
a steel contractors working committee in November last year.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
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Judging
a book by its cover
Signage the first shopping center component that meets the
customer's eye is among the most critical tools in successful
marketing. As such, it should be a priority when planning property
upgrades on any scale. Even the most sophisticated modernizations
fall short if the signage has not been updated adequately. And for
low-budget improvements, signage can play a central role.
(©shoppingcenterworld.com)
Nestlé
zooms in on pet food market
Global food group Nestlé has big plans for the pet food market
in SA and the rest of Africa.With only 20% of SA's 7-million dogs
being fed food from commercial sources like Nestlé's Epol
and Husky brands, the group saw an opportunity to grow its presence
in this market.Nestlé Purina MD Dave Parker said the big
challenge for the group was to create a market where one did not
exist.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Nkomazi
to get new shopping centre
NEW Africa Developments, in partnership with black-owned company
Roux Property Developments Africa, will be establishing another
shopping centre for the Nkomazi area in Mpumalanga. A sod-turning
ceremony was held to break ground for the R30m Matsamo Plaza last
week.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Homechoice
warns of unimpressive results
A persuasive circular sent out by Homechoice Holdings ahead of its
meeting tomorrow to vote on proposals to delist the group warns
of looming losses for the full year to December 2002 and the possibility
of requiring further provisions against bad debts.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Spar
continues aggressive growth strategy
Durban - The Spar Group, which has the largest number of food stores
in the country and is the third-biggest food retailer with a 25.6
percent market share, plans to open 55 stores this year.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
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OBITUARY
BASIL CROWNGOLD
It is with deep regret that SAFCEC has learnt of the death of
Basil Crowngold, a former SAFCEC President, on 9 December 2002 in
Plettenberg Bay. Mr Crowngold was born on 20 March 1923 and obtained
his BSc Civil Engineering at Natal University in 1948. After working
for Lewis Construction and McCarthy Contractors, he established
Dura Foundation Co in 1953 (now Dura Piling, a division of Grinaker-LTA).
He was a member of the SAFCEC Executive Committee for 15 years,
and served as President from 1971 1973. SAFCEC extends its
deepest sympathies to Basils wife Joan.
(©www.safcec.org.za)
THE SAFCEC LOGO
Travelling around the country it is amazing to see the different
versions of the SAFCEC logo that appear on construction site notice
boards. Some are upside down; some have colours that are not in
any rainbow known to physics and some look as thought they have
been drawn freehand by a five year-old.
(©www.safcec.org.za)
NEW REGULATIONS - IMMIGRATION ACT
The new regulations under the Immigration Act were promulgated
on 6 December 2002 and will come into effect on 12 March 2003. A
brief description of the regulations and their likely consequences
(prepared by Mr Vic Esselaar) is attached as Member Organisation
Circular No. 192A/02. This document has also been circulated to
the members of the Standing Committee on Social Policy. The BSA
Task Group on Migration is to meet on 7 January 2003 to discuss
the regulations and also the question of business representation
on the Immigration Board. To read the description, click
here.
(©www.safcec.org.za)
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Exports
earn Algeria state-run oil company $18-billion in 2002
Algeria's state-run Sonatrach oil company earned 18 billion dollars
from exports in 2002, up slightly from the previous year
(©www.bday.co.za)
African
ministers, OECD to hold development talks
Finance and planning ministers from 11 African countries are to
hold talks with the Organisation of Economic Cooperation and Development
(OECD) .
(©www.bday.co.za)
Mugabe
says he would be foolhardy to step down
ZIMBABWEAN President Robert Mugabe said yesterday he would be foolhardy
to step down, in his first public reaction to reports of a plan
to force him out of office. "Only a few months ago, the people
elected me to serve them, and it will be absolutely counter- revolutionary
and foolhardy for me to step down," he said.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Zimbabwe
tobacco production to fall by 50 percent
Harare - Production of Zimbabwe's key foreign currency earner, tobacco,
is expected to decline by around half in comparison with the quantity
produced last year, according to a crop report received by AFP Thursday.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
African
farmers hope to get feet in Agoa's door
Kampala and Nairobi - In a former warehouse in Kampala, young women
pedal sewing machines, ply needle and thread and cut cloth to make
garments for export to the US. In the Ugandan capital they are called
the "Agoa Girls" - 600 once desperately poor, unemployed,
rural women who now have jobs making clothing to adorn the world's
most powerful nation.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
IMF
arrives in Kenya to discuss resumption of aid
Nairobi - A high-level team of International Monetary Fund (IMF)
officials arrived in Nairobi on Wednesday for meetings with Kenyan
officials which is expected to lead to a resumption of lending to
the east African country, the finance ministry said. The IMF suspended
aid to Kenya in January 2001 because of concerns about corruption
and mismanagement.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Coca-Cola
invests $8.2m in Kenya project
Nairobi - US multinational Coca-Cola has invested 639.6 million
Kenyan shillings ($8.2 million) in facilities to manufacture a new
non-carbonated fruit drink in Kenya, a company official said on
Tuesday.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Central
African Republic is haven to blood diamond trade
Nairobi - Smugglers are using the Central African Republic (CAR)
to get illicit diamonds out of the continent's conflict zones, according
to a report released Monday. The report says the extra diamonds
likely come from conflict zones in the Democratic Republic of Congo,
which shares a lengthy border with CAR.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
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TECHNIKON PRETORIA PROFESSIONAL PRACTICE
PROGRAMME FOR 2003:
We have received notice from the SACAP regarding
the programme being presented by the Technikon Pretoria in
preparation for the Councils professional practice examination.
After March 2003 the examination will be based on a new syllabus
and will be set at a level appropriate to each category of
registered persons. Modules of the programme will also be
suitable for Continuing Professional Development (CPD) when
this is introduced. Details of the syllabus will be published
on the Council's Website from 1 April 2003 or will be available
from the Council from that date.
JBCC SUMMER 2003 SEMINARS: These seminars will focus on the
Principal Building Agreement and the Minor Works Agreement
and are presented by Peter Bold, a founding member and CEO
of JBCC. He is an acknowledged authority on the JBCC Series
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Platinum
empowerment deal signed
South African Two Rivers Platinum announced today that it had signed
a memorandum of understanding to sell 25% of the company to a black
economic empowerment (BEE) consortium, following a years discussions.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Steel
giant keen to participate in iron-ore expansion
South Africas biggest steelmaker, Iscor, has already
giving its former sister company, Kumba Resource, notice that it
would like to participate in any of its expansion plans, as it will
begin running short of iron-ore from next year.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Columbian
coal mine boosts sales
Colombian coal producer, El Cerrejon, will boost exports
to $600-million in 2003 from $540-million last year and hopes to
invest $500-million to increase production to 28-million tons a
year by 2007, the company's president said yesterday.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
DRD
to report using US Gaap
South Africas fourth largest gold producer will be
converting its accounting standards from South African (SA) generally
accepted accounting practice (Gaap) to US Gaap for all its financial
reporting from now on.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Europe
approves De Beers marketing strategy
The Diamond Trading Company (DTC) the sorting, sales
and marketing arm of the De Beers Group of companies has
announced that the European Commission yesterday confirmed that
it has adopted a favourable position on the DTC's Supplier of Choice
strategy.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
GFMS
survey sees gold price averaging $330/oz
The gold price is expected to average $330/oz in the first
half of 2003, but a lengthy war in Iraq could easily drive the market
over $370, Gold Fields Mineral Services (GFMS) said in a gold survey
update yesterday.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Impala
plans R200m project to boost its refining capacity
World number-two platinum-groups metals (PGM) producer Impala
Platinum Holdings (Implats) plans to spend about R200-million over
the next two years or so at its refinery at Springs, on the East
Rand, in a development aimed at increasing capacity from 1,5-million
ounces of platinum a year to two-million ounces.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Chile
runs with bioleaching ball
Bioleaching, the process that uses bacteria to help extract
metal from ore, and which was perfected in South Africa, now seems
set to be taken into the twenty-first century through the exploitation
of the dramatic advances in genetics, but in Chile, not South Africa.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
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Affordable
housing market gets boost
Gauteng launches fund to attract private sector cash to aid low-income
earners by providing guarantees.
(©www.bday.co.za)
The
real keys to good security
The desire for increased security and personal safety is still a
major motivation for the purchase of homes in sectional title schemes
and 'gated' communities.
(©www.property24.co.za)
Harbour
Island maintains cracking pace
Sales at the Cape's unique Harbour Island marina development in
Gordon's Bay set a blistering pace over the Christmas and year-end
holiday period.
(©www.property24.co.za)
Spotlight
on: Port Shepstone
Sound value for money is the key to the current demand for residential
properties in and around Port Shepstone, where the take-up of home
across the whole price spectrum from R50 000 to R1-million has increased
significantly in the past 12 months.
(©www.property24.co.za)
New
homes in: George
Several new developments are under way in George to help meet the
strong demand for residential properties in the southern Cape town.
(©www.property24.co.za)
Home
ownership the best move for newlyweds
Even a modest wedding reception today costs thousands of rands.
And then, after the last guests have departed, the happy young couple
start scrimping and saving to put together the deposit on their
first home.
(©www.property24.co.za)
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8.8680
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14.3136
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9.4572
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10.96%
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$356.30
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$353.50
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3090.50
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9488.40
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Slimmed
down, shaped up Telkom is ready to list
Goal to cut costs and increase profit achieved.FINAL results before
Telkom hits the stock market in its long-awaited listing show the
parastatal has slimmed down and shaped up, recording R18,3bn in
revenue and turning in a net profit of R644m for the six months
ended September.
(©www.bday.co.za)
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Food
prices set to remain high despite strong rand
Falling maize price not yet influential Agriculture Correspondent
CONSUMERS will have to wait until April to see what effects the
lower maize prices, quoted on the SA Futures Exchange (Safex), and
the stronger rand will have on retail prices of staple foods.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Rand
40% undervalued - index
The Economist magazine's Big Mac index has shown that the rand is
40% under-valued compared to the dollar.
(©www.news24.com)
Saambou
claims 'incorrect'
The South African Reserve Bank says it is unaware of any circumstances
that could be perceived as money laundering by Saambou.
(©www.news24.com)
Gold
price hits 6-year high
London - Gold climbed to its highest since March 1997 on Friday
as nervous investors digested the discovery of a cache of empty
chemical warheads in Iraq.
(©www.news24.com)
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This quarterly report probes the macro fundamentals driving the
property market in particular the relationship between interest
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Latvian
National Project Management Association
in co-operation with the University of Latvia organises international
project management conference
Latvia on the way to project - oriented organization
on February of 22nd , 2003.
It will be 5th international conference organized by LNPMA. Managers
of enterprises, governmental and self governmental institutions,
representatives from investment funds and credit institutions, as
well as project managers, consultants and students are invited to
participate in the conference.
More information about the Congress is available on the website
http://www.lnpva.lv/conference/eng/par.htm.
It includes a registration form for participants.
BEP
MEDS: OUR OWN MEDICAL SCHEME
As you might have heard by now, Vincent Knox of PBC (Profhealth
Benefits Consulting (Pty) Ltd) has been successful in registering
a restricted Medical Scheme for the Built Environment Professional
Associations. The Scheme was approved by the Registrar of Medical
Schemes on the 9th November 2002 and will come into effect on the
1st January 2003. By their own admission, it was one of the best
researched and prepared applications they have ever received
congratulations Vincent!
The Regulations require that the Scheme should have a minimum of
6 000 members within 3 months. As the members of SAACE, SAIA and
ASAQS stand to benefit from participation, we are confident that
this target will be reached.
Information and application forms are available on line at http://www.sovhealth.co.za/web/bepmeds/index.htm
Further queries about the scheme should be addressed to Vincent
Knox at (012) 460 0430 (mobile 083 676 0124).
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Seen on Classifieds:
Senior QS
A firm of Quantity Surveyors based in East London requires services
of a QS with university degree or Btech with minimum 5 years experience.
The applicant must be fully computer literate in QS plus.
Experienced QS
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New members to the CUG
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January Nale
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receive a number of applications every month from non-members. If
you have any questions regarding membership contact Mrs Barbara
Morgan on 011-3154140
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