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Construction
looks forward to year of growth
THE construction sector is confident that it will again experience
good growth this year after a brisk last year that saw the sector
expanding by 5,32%. Government will spend about R50bn on construction
projects over the next three years.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Listings
of directly held assets set to rise
THE value gap between listed property and directly held property
is narrowing, says the latest property report by consulting group
Rode.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Oversupply
no issue for Abro Luntz
PROPERTY consulting group Abro Luntz is braving the oversupplied
office market in the north of Johannesburg with a new 1000m²
development at a site in Glenhove Road, Melrose.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Stakeholders
meet to drive downstream exports
The South African government is working with the steel industry
in a bid to help boost exports of value-added steel products
an area that has remained stagnant for a number of years.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Higher
lights and water bills
The Johannesburg city council wants to hike electricity and water
tariffs well over the inflation rate with its new budget in June.
(©www.netassets.co.za)
Mettle
going shopping in building products sector
FINANCIAL services company Mettle is snapping up businesses in the
building product and service supplies sector. The company announced
yesterday the acquisition of the third company in this industry
in less than six months.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Bank
groups crowd out small punters
THE SA hope of building strong small to medium-sized entrepreneurial
activity in commercial property is slowly fading away. This was
a dream born when institutional investors decided to reduce fixed-property
exposure in pursuit of more liquid instruments.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Sasol
catalogues litany of potential horrors for listing
WHETHER or not there is a war against Iraq, SA petrochemicals and
synthetic fuels group Sasol has catalogued a whole string of other
horrors that could affect its profitability from a terrorist attack
to currency and oil price fluctuations, the cost of HIV/AIDS and
the funding of black economic empowerment.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Revamp
needed in how state's development funds operate
THERE needs to be a revamp in the way dedicated funds set up to
achieve government's development objectives go about their work.
This is one of the conclusions to be drawn from the recent public
hearings held by Parliament's trade and industry committee on the
performance of these special funds.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Strong
housing market boosts earnings at Iliad
BUILDING material supplier Iliad Africa says it is finding itself
in "uncharted water" with the market it is in growing
so rapidly. With an increasing number of foreign home buyers entering
the residential property market, black consumers buying more expensive
homes and property generally being seen as an investment with a
good rate of return have all contributed to boosting Iliad's growth
for the year to December.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Training
bodies face a new obligation
CHANGES to the law governing the Sector Education and Training Authorities
are likely to make it compulsory for them to report quarterly to
Labour Minister Membathisi Mdladlana.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Labour
dept to act on non-performing Setas
The South African Department of Labour welcomed the Parliamentary
Portfolio Committee on Labour's hearings, on the Sectoral Education
and Training Authorities (Seta), as an opportunity to ensure that
these bodies are held accountable.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Environmentalist
slams States inaction on energy reform
South Africas business as usual approach to its
energy industry has come under fire, with calls for reform of the
countrys energy generation strategy.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Cabinet
approves new BEE strategy
Government's long-awaited policy on black economic empowerment was
approved by cabinet on Wednesday, and includes financial support
measures as well as legislation.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
ABBs
divestment talks to be tied up soon CEO
Engineering firm ABB expects talks with parties interested in buying
its non-core businesses to be completed fairly soon,
the firm's CE Juergen Dormann said in a newspaper interview.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
SA
in running for big auto investment
It is still uncertain as to how much will have to be invested in
DaimlerChryslers East London manufacturing plant to make it
suitable for the new W 204 Mercedes-Benz.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
R54m
boost for biotech partnerships
The Gauteng biotechnology regional innovation centre, known as Biotechnology
partnerships and development (Biopad), had its budget increased
by an additional R54-million from R84-million in January.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Flowmeter
specialist finds a measuring solution at steel mill
At the beginning of the year, Iscors steel mill, Saldanha
Steel, in the Western Cape, commissioned four of flowmeter specialist
company Chlorine & Flow Technologies (C&Fs)
flowmeters on its electric arc furnaces.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Industry
to to be showcased at Blue IQ business week
The South African Institute of Measurement and Control (SAIMC) will
take part in Blue IQs business outreach programme, Blue IQ
Means Business Week 2003, which will be held in Sandton, Johannesburg
in October.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
Majority
of instrumentation cost maintenance-related
Process control solution provider and instrumentation supplier Endress
+ Hauser (E+H) has launched a new management system for instrumentation
which could reduce end-user costs significantly.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
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'Banks
reduced their risk days before RAG sank'
THE former financial director of Retail Apparel Group (RAG), Malcolm
Hyland, said yesterday that the banks asked him to sign a document
that reduced the risk on their exposure to RAG eight days before
the company went into liquidation.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Former
director queries RAG figures
The former financial director of Retail Apparel Group (RAG), Malcolm
Hyland, suggested yesterday that one of the company's liquidators
may have exaggerated RAG's financial woes prior to its demise in
order to be appointed.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Minorities
agree to Nando's delisting
Opposition from disgruntled minority shareholders to the 70c a share
buy-out offer from the Nando's Group Holdings controlling consortium
petered out when 96.6% of voters accepted the tabled offer at a
shareholders meeting yesterday.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Metropolitan
Retail's restructure pays off
Cape Town - All indicators were pointing to an increase in new business,
reduced lapse rates and a further reduction in costs at Metropolitan
Retail, the individual life business division of Metropolitan group,
according to Derek Pead, the chief executive of the retail division.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
Tradehold
sells UK retail chain
Cape Town - Listed retailer Tradehold has reached an agreement to
sell a controlling stake in UK retail chain Your More Store (YMS)
to Carel Stassen, the head of part of Tradehold's portfolio in the
UK.
(©www.busrep.co.za)
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SANS10100 : THE STRUCTURAL USE OF CONCRETE PART 2 : MATERIALS
AND EXECUTION OF WORK
Standards South Africa has released SANS10100 : The structural use
of concrete Part 2 : materials and execution of work, for public
comment. As this standard will affect all members producing concrete
in its various forms, members are advised to obtain a copy and scrutinise
the standard before it is published in its final form. Copies may
be obtained by email by contacting Howard Richardson on contract@safcec.org.za
Closing date for comment is 18 April 2003.
(©www.safcec.org.za)
SAFCEC PHOTO COMPETITION
Entries for the SAFCEC Photo Competition for photographs to
be included in the 2003 SAFCEC Annual Report and the 2004 SAFCEC
Calendar, are invited. The closing date for entries s 20th June
2003, which seems a long way off, but this is to give all members
plenty of opportunity to have their sites photographed in time.
(©www.safcec.org.za)
TRAINING IN KZN
Attached to this Newsletter is a schedule of training course offered
by Construction Resource Development Centre in Pinetown, KZN. Click
here for the schedule.
(©www.safcec.org.za)
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FOSSFA
aims to spur open source in Africa
The formal launch of the Free Software and Open Source Foundation
for Africa (FOSSFA) should help to consolidate the efforts of programmers
across the continent to deliver home-grown solutions to ICT users.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Investing
in national pride helps to sustain young democracies
I COULD not help reminiscing as I witnessed at first-hand the challenges
Nigeria faces with its current elections.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Glotec
expands into Ethiopia
Global Technology Holdings secures a contract with the Development
Bank of Ethiopia, its first venture into the African country.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Foskor
buys out Nigerian fertiliser plant
The Industrial Development Corporation (IDC) is participating in
a R1,6bn acquisition in Nigeria through its Foskor fertiliser subsidiary.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Nigeria
launches bitumen project
Nigeria's President Olusegun Obasanjo has launched a gigantic bitumen
production project in the southwest region in a bid to diversify
the country's sources of foreign exchange.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Trade
barriers hurt African agriculture report
TRADE barriers and subsidies in developed countries are depressing
prices of agricultural goods, resulting in a "tax" of
$7,1bn a year on African countries.
(©www.bday.co.za)
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NEWS FLASHES
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LAST CALL / REMINDER : PIA AWARD OF COMMENDATION
Submissions must be delivered to the
PIA office in Barclay Square on or before 12h00 on Monday
31 March 2003, together with the R 300.00 submission fee per
project. Further enquiries can be directed to the office or
to the convenor, Louis Bouwer on 082 657 7246.
THE CONSTITUTIONAL COURT ARTWORK PROGRAMME
A call to artists, crafters, graphic,
industrial and all other 'designers' has been issued for the
design of elements of the Constitutional Court building (sculptural
chimneys, fountains, screens...)
Competition documentation is available
from the website: www.jda.org.za
35th SAPOA INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION AND PROPERTY
EXHIBITION
SUN CITY, WEDNESDAY 21 MAY TO FRIDAY
23 MAY 2003
Brian Kirchmann has advised that this
years SAPOA Convention takes place at Sun City from
21 23 May and that he needs our help! The opening ceremony
will feature a "Flash" presentation of exciting
architecture from around the world and we have already received
visual material from our colleagues in America. We would like
to invite you to submit STILL VISUAL MATERIAL for this purpose.
We are looking for professional quality photographs of:
A: your own work locally and/or internationally
B: any other interesting/historic local
or international architecture you have on file
The flash presentation will be created
by SAPOA and will acknowledge the architectural firms who
have submitted photographs. We have to reserve the right to
use or omit material depending on the length of the presentation
but assure you that the editing will be unbiased.
Further information is available from
Meg Borelli at telephone 011 883-0679 / 83 or e-mail meg@sapoa.org.za
IOC/IAKS AWARD: EXEMPLARY SPORTS AND LEISURE
FACILITIES
Information is available from the office
for members who may be interested in entering an existing
Sport or Leisure facility for this prestigious Award, sponsored
by the International Olympic Committee. Members who have received
either Regional Awards, SAIA awards of Merit or Excellence,
or any of the other Awards conferred by South African organisations
are urged to enter their projects. The closing date for entries
is Friday 9th May 2003.
THIRD CONFERENCE ON SUSTAINABILITY IN THE
BUILT ENVIRONMENT : 26 & 27 MAY 2003 CSIR, Pretoria.
Further details and registration forms are available from
kruger@jaywalk.com telephone 028 316-2905
ARCHITECTURAL ALUMINIUM PRODUCTS ENSURING
THAT QUALITY END PRODUCTS ARE INSTALLED
The Office has received a one-page easy
steps to ensure quality from AAAMSA - (Association of
Architectural Aluminium Manufacturers of South Africa). Please
contact the office (341-3204) to request that a copy be faxed
to your office.
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A REMINDER OF THE PIAS OWN WEBSITE FOR INTER-MEMBER
COMMUNICATIONS, FORUMS, DISCUSSIONS, ETC. www.pia.org.za
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Top
honours for Platinum
In the face of stiff competition, Anglo American Platinum has been
judged the winner of this year's Excellence in Corporate Reporting
Awards
(©www.bday.co.za)
Promise
of gas inches closer
This year signals a turning point for gas development in Southern
Africa.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Northam
likely to establish a local refinery
MOUNTING pressure on Northam. Platinum to move downstream has prompted
the company to consider the establishment of a platinum refinery
in SA. Northam, in which Mvelaphanda Resources is a 22,4% stakeholder,
would neither confirm nor deny this at the weekend.
(©www.bday.co.za)
Alexkor
winner to be announced within days
The announcement of the winning bidder for a controlling stake in
State gem-miner. Alexkor is only days away, observers close to the
process predict.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Mining-royalty
structure released
The South African government released its long-awaited royalty structure
for mining companies on Thursday, with rates ranging from one to
eight percent depending on the commodity.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Strike
persists at Implats
World number two platinum producer Impala Platinum (Implats) said
yesterday an HIV/Aids-related strike over death benefits at its
operations, which has slashed output by 80%, had entered its third
day.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
R40m
NDC-Bell equipment deal launched
South African black-owned diamond-miner New Diamond Corporation
has clinched a R40-million partnership deal with South African earth-moving
equipment manufacturer, Bell Equipment Company, for the supply of
machinery to its Schmidtsdrift mining project on the Vaal River,
near Kimberley in the Northern Cape. Schmidtsdrift has the potential
to produce 1,6-million carats.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Botswana
smelter restarts after six-week repair
Canada's LionOre Mining International said this week production
at the BCL smelter in eastern Botswana had resumed after the smelter
was shut down for six weeks to repair a leaky boiler tube.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Harmony,
NUM reach agreement on social plan
South African gold producer Harmony Gold Mining Company Limited
and the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM) yesterday announced
that the parties had agreed to sign the companys Social Plan
Framework Agreement and to establish a Social Plan Fund.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
New
technology revives KZN coal mining
Mining company Auger Mining South Africa has been reviving the northern
KwaZulu-Natal coal industry, with updated technology that would
make it economically viable to mine millions of tons of reserves,
the firms director, Bob Ricketts, said.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Mining
royalties Bill ready cabinet
Mining companies operating in South Africa will know today what
royalties they will be paying the government under a new mining
regime, the cabinet and finance ministry said yesterday.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Three
new front-end loaders for a Middelburg coal-mine
When, in April 2000, the life of Turkish-owned Sumo Colliery South
Africas Eerstelingsfontein coal-mine at Belfast, Mpumulanga,
came to its end, the company acquired a tract of land north of Middelburg,
negotiated the mining rights and relocated the entire coal plant
from the now defunct Belfast operation.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
Oil
analysis on earthmoving equipment essential, says firm
The transmission on a Caterpillar wheel loader working at Idwala
Carbonates Opencast mine in Kwazulu-Natal has clocked up 36
000 hours as a direct result of the customers well-managed
preventative maintenance programme, which incorporates Barloworld
Equipments scheduled oil sampling programme.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
SA
manufacturer conducts trials on new scraper tractor
Richards Bay manufacturer Bell Equipment is currently holding trials
in Hluhluwe, in northern Kwazulu-Natal, to test the South African
market potential of its new 4206D construction scraper tractor,
which was on show at Electra Mining last year.
(©www.miningweekly.co.za)
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Foreigners
sold on lifestyle estates
FOREIGN investors looking to own "lifestyle estates" with
either a wine, agricultural or guesthouse component are flocking
to the Boland and Overberg region of Western Cape, says Pam Golding
MD Andrew Golding.
(©www.bday.co.za)
PQs
and sectional levy payments
Owners in a sectional title (ST) scheme do not necessarily all pay
the same monthly levy - but the differing values have nothing to
do with the amount of 'ground' each section covers, or its use.
(©www.property24.co.za)
Spotlight
on: Potchefstroom
Potchefstroom is experiencing a real estate 'rush' and estate agents
in the North West town are battling to accommodate an influx of
new residents as the stock of homes for sale or to let dwindles
rapidly and prices rocket.
(©www.property24.co.za)
SA
market matches global trends
Despite the upheavals of the past few years, the South African residential
property market is in step with world trends.
(©www.property24.co.za)
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Scam-busting
sites
Con-artists have gone high-tech in an effort to fleece
you of your cash, but you can turn the tables on them by
hopping online.With most investments, you run the risk of losing
some of your boodle if the markets dip. But if you fall for a scam,
you are likely to lose the whole caboodle.
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Turn
a trust to your advantage
The concept of a family trust sounds wonderfully wealthy and secure
from the point of view of the beneficiary, but living trusts are
not to be entered into lightly, particularly now that the Minister
of Finance has them in his sights. You need to understand fully
why you should transfer your assets into a trust. We consulted a
panel of experts from the Financial Planning Institute (FPI) about
the advantages and pitfalls of living trusts and their role in estate
planning.
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8.2350
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8.6734
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11.03%
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$325.80
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$335.40
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| Gold index |
2189.77
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2164.40
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| JSE All Share |
8143.60
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Oil
prices slide as Iraqi war begins
Oil prices drop lower in Asian trade as US forces begin their attack
against Iraq.
(©www.bday.co.za)
CPIX
slows, but rate cut still unlikely
Food prices show signs of abating Economics Correspondent CONSUMER
price inflation slowed for the third consecutive month last month
(©www.bday.co.za)
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Listings
of directly held assets set to rise
THE value gap between listed property and directly held property
is narrowing, says the latest property report by consulting group
Rode.
(©www.bday.co.za)
No
change to interest rate
The South African Reserve Bank has left its key repo rate unchanged
at 13.5%.
(©www.news24.com)
Eskom
unhappy with SNO licence
Eskom CEO Thulani Gcabashe says that it is unfortunate that South
Africa's second network operator has not yet been licensed.
(©www.news24.com)
Rand
erodes JSE's gains
The JSE Securities Exchange was flat at the close after a firmer
rand sparked profit taking towards the close.
(©www.bday.co.za)
SA
leaves 02/03 maize estimate at 8,84mt
South Africa's crop forecasters left their 2002/03 maize crop estimate
unchanged at 8,84-million tons yesterday, from 8,78-million tons
the previous year, but said farmers would plant less wheat.
(©www.engineeringnews.co.za)
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INFLATION
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In this quarterly report JHI explore the theme of inflation and
the commercial property market this is done in broadly three
parts.
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To paraphrase a famous quote: What you think, you said; what you
said, you believed; what you believed, you created; and what you
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moment, you
are living what you THINK.
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TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT THE ICEC WORLD CONGRESS
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The Date: 17th-21st April 2004
The Theme: Value Beyond Cost
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There are three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are
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while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and
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A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says,
"I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain
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